Posts Tagged ‘Persona’

An Ode to Beer

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

By Jenn Sharon

Ok readers. I like beer now. Before this fall I wasn’t really into beer for two reasons:

1) When I was a young lass first learning how and what to drink, I didn’t slam brews with the cool kids. I drank whiskey or bourbon. Usually just on the rocks. I somehow knew even then that whiskey would give me more hollers for my dollar. And at 21, I didn’t have a lot of dollars. Maybe it was the inner geek in me, but a $4 beer at 4.6% ABV and at 16 oz versus $6 of Jack Daniels at 40% ABV and at around five or six ounces would equal out to be about 15% ABV for me. In other words, I would have had to drink 3 lagers to equal the same amount of a buzz, and that wasn’t good for my wallet! Because of this I believe I just didn’t get into beer.

2) Just like with wine I feel there is a good amount of snobbery associated with beer. Looking at it, swirling it around, smelling it and talking about it in the context of regions and countries; going to bars with 10 page beer lists and so on. Very much the opposite of the working class coming home from work and grabbing a cold one perception I’ve carried with me all of these years. I mean, can you imagine the Roseanne character Dan Conner trying to order a beer from say, the Abbaye?

Beer, Something Jenn now likes

Beer, Something Jenn now likes

But then a funny thing happened at a wedding I attended last fall. The bar was wine and beer only; red and white wine and 3 different kinds of beers. Since it was too hot for wine I chose the beer available with the highest alcohol content. That beer was Lancaster Milk Stout and from the first couple of sips I fell in love. I thought that this beer had been brewed for me and me alone. Not hoppy, dark and creamy with a rich, sweet taste. I loved it so much that after congratulating the bride I started asking where she found the beer and where I could get it (Sorry Calen!)

After that I was on a mission to find and drink anything that called itself a milk stout and that broke off into cream stouts and oatmeal milk stouts and so on and while some have been better than others I think this is the niche of beer for me.

But then I realized something – maybe it’s ok if some people are beer snobs, or dorks, or whatever. And without people like that digging up ancient recipes and caring what region of hop or grain goes into a beer there wouldn’t be the creative craftsmanship that brought Lancaster Milk Stout to me. So you live and you learn, and sometimes as a reward you get a delicious beer!

Oktoberfest Round Up

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

I love Oktoberfest. Of course I do. I love beer and wearing dirndls. But my love of Oktoberfest actually hearkens back to more innocent, pre-drinking days. Way back when, when I was in high school, every September my volleyball team would play a weekend tournament in Mt. Angel, and said tourney was the same weekend as Oktoberfest. We would instantly loose our sets, and then be set forth on the small town to wander the streets of quaint, kitsch, old-world style storefronts. As witnessed by its website, the entire town is consumed by Oktoberfest, the streets barricaded to make room for craft stalls, food vendors, and performers.

German dancers are a must

German dancers are a must

I remember fondly walking through row after row of home crafts with the identical phrase ‚Äúa grumpy German is a sour kraut!‚Äù embroidered, embossed, and carved into everything from pot holders to wall plaques. We’d stop at the booth of the Carmelite nuns selling beeswax candles and the farmers selling honey sticks. The food tents were bursting forth with patrons eating the pretzels, schnitzels, and spatzles, and the beer tent very off limits at some other side of¬† the square. The town was thick with grown men and women in full Bavarian regale, dancing to the oompa oompa bands, or taking in the sights. In Mt. Angel, there are multiple vendors and stores that sell dirndl and lederhosen should you start to feel the spirit (it’s where my sister’s dirndl came from) as well as the obligatory beer steins and peter pan hats. The whole town is in on the party, and although I was never of age to attend the biergarten, the happy harvest festival energy that Mt. Angle emitted was intoxicating, and forever will typify of what a stateside Oktoberfest should be.

Me, in a dirndl, in public, drinking.

Where can I wear my favorite outfit?

To my mind, Oktoberfest is never about the beer; clearly, I live my life as though every day were Oktoberfest, I’m not looking for an excuse to drink. The fest should of course have beer, as well as be very German in the food, clothing, and paraphernalia; it is about hitting all of the trappings. I have yet to find a satisfactory Oktoberfest in PA. Oh, sush your gasping. I know that theoretically this state was settled by a mess of Germans, and I’m not blaming the Quakers, per se, alls I’m saying is if there’s drinking, there’s no dirndls and oompa bands. If there’s old men in¬† lederhosen, there’s no schnitzel, and if the food and music are there, for some maddening reason they’ve eliminated the beer. For six years now I’ve been trying to track down an Oktoberfest (or alternately pleading with the partner for him to do the research) and although I’ve been to a couple, I’ve yet to find the Mt. Angle-esque holy grail of PA Oktoberfest my heart of hearts yearns for.

Recently, Foobooz had their Oktoberfest report for Brauhaus Schmidtz, and although I’ll for sure be making an appearance and their happenings, it’s still not what I’m looking for. Below is the results of my years of research, along with commentary as to why it’s not fabulous, or why I haven’t yet tried it. But I have hope dear readers; I have faith that the Oktoberfest of my dreams can be found somewhere around her.¬† If you know of a fest I’m missing, especially if it rocks, please please tell me in the comments. (more…)

Places I love: The Abbaye

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
The Abbaye

The Abbaye

In honor of post #100 for art in bars, I bring you, finally, the rundown of one of my favorite bars in the city: The Abbaye.

A Belgian bar, The Abbaye both typifies what is most vibrant about the Philadelphia bar scene while eschewing trends. It is clearly founded on the things that interest the owners; love of strong beer, good food, artists, performers, and I guess motorcycles. Sometime, the first time people go to the Abbaye, they complain about the slow service. But then they come back, and adjust. Relax. Take their time. Enjoy the food and the beer and the company. Get to know the servers by name and actually have conversations with them, rather than perfunctory interactions while they gobble food, chug drinks, then leave. The Abbaye is more than what’s on the walls, or the food, or the beers; The Abbaye is an attitude of complete comfort with what it is.

I mention The Abbaye frequently on this blog, because it is the primary reason I decided to bite the bullet and actually do art in bars, even though I’ve been mulling the idea in some permutation or another for several years now (I even went to – I kid you not – a local blog conference a few years back to make sure I did it right.) To me, The Abbaye is art in bars. Why is the Abbaye such a source of inspiration? Let me count the ways. (more…)

Devil’s in the Details – Bar Snacks

Monday, August 10th, 2009

Prezles AND chips - also vodka tonic that may not have had any tonic

Pretzels AND chips - also vodka tonic that may not have had any tonic. And free condoms!

One of the happiest accidents for me about the Cheap Drink Challenge (besides going places I haven’t been to in a while) was rediscovering the free bar snacks. If you frequent only the higher end gastropubs in this fair city, you might not even be aware that this tradition is still going on strong. Sure, every now and then a place puts out a tiny bowl of wasabi peas, or 3 chili-cardamom dusted walnuts, or some other nouveau twist on the standard, but it used to be a given; you would saunter up to your local watering hole, pick your poison, and the tender or tendrix slaps a bowl of pretzels or peanuts in front of you. You munch, the salty snacks encourage you to drink more, you order another, they refill your bowl; the circle of life continues.

Free Pretzles and a shockingly potent special apple martini

Pretzels nubs and a shockingly potent special apple martini

I just want to take a moment to declare to the world how it warms the cockles of my cold, cold hart every time this happens. I’ve been given freshly popped popcorn at McKenna’s, never-ending ruffles at the Venture Inn, stick pretzels, twist pretzels, pretzel nubs in a dozen places I wouldn’t expect. Searching for the images I’ve taken to illustrate this post, I also realized that the places that are free in the giving of the food also have more than a liberal hand with the liquor when it comes to pouring drinks. If you stay long enough you’ll probably get at least one on the house. These are also the places where the bartenders wants to talk to you, jumping into conversations, giving their two cents but never judging you no matter how out there the topic. Trust, I never discuss local sports teams, politics, nor my personal life, but there’s always friendly interesting conversation.

I’ve said time and time again, it‚Äôs the little things that add up and ultimately make or break a place for you. My penchant for hooks for my purse, for example. Free bar snacks are something that should herald to everyone that you just might enjoy your drinking experience. So if the next place you go to offers you some peanuts, take them, even if you aren’t hungry. Chat with the people working there, the regulars sitting a few stools down. Public houses are for the community – getting out there, interacting, drinking and relaxing with other people. Enjoy the free snacks along the way.