Posts Tagged ‘Mom’s’

Tuesday Things

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

Tuesday - the forgotten going-out day

If you’re like me, and I know I am, you rarely go out Fridays or Saturdays, preferring to spend those nights at home with friends. If you’re even more like me, you find that you go out an awful lot on all those other days of the week. This pattern can be shocking when you break it and go to a favorite bar on a weekend, to find it – horrors – filled with people. Imagine. Having to wait for a table. The noise. Terrible. Think about trying an early night in the week to go out. Like Tuesday for example. There’s a couple of lovely things that happen every Tuesday night. Fun and you can avoid the weekend masses. (more…)

Tee-Shirt Review – Sugar Mom’s

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

We interrupt this message to bring you a warning: There has been a large tentacled monster attacking Old City Philadelphia. Thanks to the new t-shirt at Sugar Mom’s we now have an idea of what the beast looks like. Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea should be on the look out for a fifty foot squid like monster. The shirt shows us a pointy toothed, baby faced menace swatting at buildings that spell out the word Sugar while the streets run white with the name Mom’s.

The Bar that ATE Olde City

The Bar that ATE Olde City

This is the bar t-shirt I’ve been waiting for. The monster is strange, the lettering is unique ,and the subject is engaging without being complicated. I’m also relived that this isn’t a shirt that says “Property of Sugar Mom’s” on it, or have a silly little logo in the breast pocket area. Most Irish Pubs shirts have letters in some sort of Celtic style but because of this they become standard and end up looking boring. Most people realize that a Paddy’s shirt is no different than a Brownies’. Now, Moms’ shirt has nothing standard about it. If another bar has a t-shirt with a disaster scene on it I will be forced to consider it a rip-off.

What’s the reason for this scene anyway? Is it to scare the good citizens of Old City in to drinking at Sugar Mom’s because Sugar Mom’s is a hungry beast? Maybe the shirt tells everyone that the patrons of Sugar Mom’s enjoy 1950’s style horror movies. Marvel, at the tentacles whipping around the periphery of the bulbous batboy head. Cringe, at the super creepy shadows created by its black and white design. If you want a bar t-shirt with an original design run, don’t walk to Sugar Mom’s but beware of THE THING THAT ATE OLD CITY.

Memory Lane – Mom’s and Second Chances

Monday, December 21st, 2009

What's that out the window?

What's that out the window?

With the holidays around the corner, and I think nearly all of us really do take this time to reflect and appreciate good times and good friends. So in the context of ArtinBars this is a tale of two bars and one bartender that I am thankful for.

The story begins way back in July 2000. It was my birthday; and a bunch of my friends from Tower Records where I worked came out to Tattooed Mom’s to help me celebrate. We were there most of the night. Enjoying the music and drinks and birthday vibes! As the night was wrapping up we got the check of course, and everyone threw money at the person holding the check, he counted it a few times and laid it neatly in the center of the table then waved the server (the lady that wore the sunglasses all the time) over to grab it.

After that, I left. I think everyone else did too. I spent the next 15 early morning post-birthday minutes walking with my friend Brian to my Center City apartment.

Probably about a month later, August 2000, a few coworkers and I went to Tattooed Mom’s after work. We all ordered drinks, and my friend Brian and I didn’t get drinks and the other 2 people at the table did. Minutes upon minutes passed, still no drinks. We looked around . . . it wasn’t busy and our server, the same server from my birthday was nowhere to be found. Finally the server came over with a check for the two drinks, slammed it down on the table and told us to leave. The four of us looked at each other with shock! We asked why, and she started pointing at me and Brian. She explained to us that we were part of the group that stiffed her a few weeks ago. That ‘we’ racked up a large bill and didn’t pay any of it and that we were no longer welcome at Tattooed Mom’s. Brian and I were stunned. On that birthday night there were about 10 people at our table. Of course I didn’t pay for any of my drinks (but who does on their birthday?) others covered that. Plus Brian and I were one of the first to leave and there was money on the table when we were saying our goodbyes and leaving.

Dum Dums

Dum Dums

I felt terrible. Someone stole the money from the table, and stiffed the poor server. Now she was mad, I couldn’t come back to Tattooed Mom’s and none of this was my fault.

Fast forward to 2004: I’m now working mornings in Old City which leaves my afternoons free to hang out at my new favorite spot: Sugar Mom’s. After several Wednesday afternoons there, I built a friendly rapport with the Wednesday bartender; Josh. One day Josh is telling my friend and I about an event at Tattooed Mom’s that we should attend. I sighed. I decided to be straight with Josh. I told him the whole story, and why I’m not allowed at Tattooed Mom’s. Josh told me that he has worked at both of the Mom’s for years, that I am a great patron, and to stop by Tattooed Mom’s the next time he was working there and everything would be fine. I almost cried! But I didn’t. I did however count the days until the day we agreed upon. On that day I nervously walked from work to 5th and South, walked in, sat down and was greeted with a smile and a beer. I’ve never had a problem there again.

I am thankful that I was given a second chance at one of my favorite bars in Philadelphia and thankful to bartender Josh, who gave me that chance.

Top 10 Bars – according to AiB contributors

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

While having a nice late lunch Sunday with the partner at Varga Bar, we debated what made a good bar. Beer is a chief concern for him. He also puts a lot of stock into the quality of food. For myself, it has to do with comfort. The ability to spend hour upon hour¬† in the same bar. This requires the right balance of attention / being left alone by¬† servers,¬† appropriately dark, interest in what’s on tap, and affordability. If I’m spending hours leisurely drinking, I need to be able to pay and tip well. Anyway, I polled some of the other AiB contributors and needled the partner into giving his 2 cents. Check out our picks. (more…)

Places I love: Tattooed Mom’s

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

What's that out the window?

What's that out the window?

How can you not love Moms? Granted, there are two, Sugar Mom’s and Tattooed Mom’s, both both share an affinity for feeding you free lollipops, giving your toys, and looking the other way when you write on the walls. Sugar Mom’s in closed two days, and located in a basement of an apartment building in an alley in olde town, and Tattooed Mom’s is on dirty, dirty South Street, and is divided by and upstairs / downstairs dynamic that rivals Victorian England. Both fill with die hard locals on the off hours, have some of the best bar tenders in the city, and fill with headache inducing out of towners (both the Jersey and suburb variety) on the high hours. Either way though, you have to be a stone cold bastard and jerkass if you don’t like Mom’s.

Ah, yes. Terrifying trash monsters.

Ah, yes. Terrifying trash monsters.

Seriously, what kind of ass are you to not like Mom’s? What is wrong with you?¬† Tell me in the comments.¬† Seriously, what could you have against the places? Granted, much like my own¬† mother (and probably yours) Mom’s has flaws. And not just subtle flaws, but proud, glaring, heart-on-the-sleeve flaws. Those flaws aren’t for everyone, but you have not love in spite of, if not like for, flaws. But with those flaws comes great love and rewards. (more…)

Crafts at Mom’s – Bike Art

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

It makes sense to promote Tattooed Mom‘s craft Sundays, because, well, it’s art you make in a bar. And not just any bar. My love for Mom’s (both the Tattooed and Sugar) is as deep as my love for my real mom. Cheap drinks, great staff, a comfortable atmosphere. At Mom’s if you’re broke as hale, they have the cheapest PBR. If you fancy yourself a local-beer only drinker, they have the beers for you. Cider’s always on draft if you want something lighter. And the mixed drinks are some of the cheapest in the city. That’s not even getting into if you have one of the magic wooden tokens. Or the fun toys and candy on every table. There are specials every day of the week (like Taco Tuesday or Pirogi Wednesday) and they’re open early and late. I love Mom’s. Much of my early twenties was spent either on the couches in the mint green room of Tattooed Mom’s or huddled in a bumper car in the brick basement of Sugar Mom’s.

Mike Smith, on Sock Puppet craft Sunday

Mike Smith, on Sock Puppet craft Sunday

I told you that you liked bikes. Well, mom agrees with me. Today (July 5th) you can make a spoke card for your bike . I think those are the things that the cool bikers who don’t have breaks stick in their wheels to make it sound like they’re going faster. Or they win in races. I’m not really part of that culture. If you’re not into it, you can make some other crafty things, as they tend to have boxes upon boxes of supplies. Crafting takes place from 1 – 11PM and if the lure of glue, feathers, and glitter wasn’t enough, they always offer $1 PBR cans, $1.50 Lionshead bottles, and half priced sandwiches. It’s the affordable way to rebound from a hangover.

Tattooed Mom’s
530 South Street