Archive for October, 2009

Confession

Friday, October 30th, 2009

The Phillie’s performance last night was totally my fault. You see, I didn’t watch the game. I know, I know. I promise to never skip a game again and let the city down again. I’ve been feeling really tired the last few days (Could I Have Lupus?) and watched a movie at a friend’s house instead. I’ve learned from my mistake, however, and promise to never skip a game, even if it means listening to it on the radio, as I have in the past, or watching the stupid play by play flash animation on the mlb site.

But now that I have made this pledge, I may have to break it. Because it’s Mischief night / Halloween! There is so much happening right now. From the increasing numbers of bars and restaurants with Phillies specials, costume parties, and general revelry that comes from this intersection of celebratory events falling on a weekend. I missed giving you the parties that happened yesterday, Thursday (blame it on the fake lupus. Stupid government ad council making me think I have lupus, with their signs and radio ads and informative websites. Sorry, I’ve been listening to the radio a lot this week and am highly susceptible to suggestions.) So you’ve missed the Cantina Dos Segundos party, as well as the Salsalita Studio party.

TONIGHT: as you may imagine, there’s a lot going on. My number one¬† pick would be the Ladies of Mischief Night at the Devil’s Den (1148 S 11th St.) where during games they’re offering $1 certain brews. Sassy beer ladies, good beer, great bar? Count me in. Then perhaps I can finally get the name of the photographer whose work is currently hanging in the dining area. If you’re feeling more Phillies than fillies (groan) head to The Abbaye (where the Rowhouse Red is only $3 during the games. But I’ve always been more of a chill in a lively bar sort of gal than a get wasted and dance chick. (If you’re looking for say, a dj dance party, check Philebrity‘s listings for all of them going ons.)

But you may need to take it easy tonight, for the universe has aligned and Halloween is on a Saturday this year. A day we can be even more reckless and uninhibited than usual Halloweens. More listings to come.

More not-sporty sports-watching places

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

Last night I managed to delete the last 20 comments on the blog through sheer stupidity. I mean, it asked me twice if I was sure I wanted to delete them. I thought I was still in the spam folder, and told the pesky pop-up window not to bother me so with it’s trifling questions, I was a very busy and important woman. So now I’m out a mess of comments. This is especially distressing as at least four of those were on the Not Sports Bars¬† to Watch Sports (In) post (ed note: I am really kicking A and taking N in the titling of posts) which I wanted to use for updates, as the commenters had some very insightful suggestions.

Cheer the Philadelphia Quakers! Pip pip!

Cheer the Philadelphia Quakers! Pip pip!

Because it’s World Series time! Err, maybe, with the rain and all. If the game happens, commenter Brendan suggested the Prohibition Tap Room, (501 N. 5th st.) citing it’s relaxed atmosphere and excellent drinks. Another commenter (sorry, didn’t catch the name. This is why not deleting those comments would have been helpful.) pushed for St. Stephen’s Green (1701 Green S.) which would have been a great suggestion when I was up in Fairmount. Also in Fairmount is Bridgid’s (726 N. 24th St.) who will tonight be pouring Yards Love Stout from their three-story gravity tap system, the only of it’s kind in the city. Foobooz says that they will have the game on, although I honestly don’t remember a tv the last time I was there. Good thing, for a tavern named for the saint that turned her bathwater into beer. Meanwhile, Bridget Foy’s (200 South St) is offering their upstairs as well as main level bar for baseball viewing, as well as a mess of specials on both food and beverages. All not sporty sports-watching places! Whoo!

One can also check out Foobooz’s constantly updating page on World Series deals, including places that don’t normally show sports that will be hauling out the tv for the occasion, such as Johnny Brenda’s, and Silk City.

Meanwhile, today is my birthday, so I actually will be having a nice dinner with the partner at 10 Arts, where although they are featuring red velvet cupcakes,¬† are not actually showing the game. Warning: you can not stop that stupid flash music player, no matter how often you push the pause or stop button. It just starts that jazzy mellow muzak a minute later. Not very zen, Ripert.¬† Annoying website aside, I’m looking forward to a simple local meal, and hopefully getting home in time to see the last few innings. Go Phillies!

Pumpkin Beer-off

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

It is autumn, and like clockwork the pumpkin beers have been duly trotted out for the consumers. I vaguely remember reading an article out there that explained the prevalence of the style is due to the cheap availability of pumpkins, rather than pumpkin being in any way especially suited for beer making. Regardless, although I’ve had many a pumpkin beer, I can’t recall actually liking any of them. The crux may be that the style itself is so wide open; some are light, some dark, others heavily spices, some taste of neither pumpkins nor pie, and may just be some sort of marketing ploy. With so much variation, how can one expect any sort of consistency?

The line up

The line up

Even though I’m nearly always underwhelmed by pumpkin beers, everyone claims to enjoy them, so I feel it is a duty to provide some sort of path through the crowded field. Recently I went to my local foodery and bought every pumpkin beer that they had in stock, and invited some art in bars contributors over for a very serious and scientific tasting session.

Beer were rated on a scale from 1-5 (and boy did we wish we had included 0) in the following categories: Pumpkin-ness, spiciness, maltiness, hoppiness, and overall likeability. We also had note taking sections for aroma, color, booziness, mouthfeel, after taste, package design, and general tasting notes. I’ve complied the total points across all the categories and tasters, and will summarize the notes. Enough of that highly scientific mumbo-jumbo! On to the beers!

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Calls to Artists

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Now, I hear you muttering to yourself as you skim through this blog. “Great,” you mutter, “but how do I get a solo show in a bar?” An excellent question for any emerging artist with a slim showing history, or art student who wants to hit the ground running. There’s a lot you can do if you want to really start pushing a showing career, but that’s for another unsolicited advice day. Today, I just want to let you know about several current open calls.

Why open calls? Well, if your exhibition history on your resume is slim to nill, it will be hard to get a solo show off the bat no matter how wonderful you and your work are. Group shows are excellent for many reasons: one, plumps your resume; two gets you and your work out there, where it can be seen by eyeballs and you can meet and greet the people who make up the artsphere, leading to things to come; three, they are far less work and stress than a solo, but gives you a taste of what will be expected of you in shows to come.

There are many, many open calls at any given time. Some have a fee (and often a cash prize) some are free to enter, some are slightly shady, such as “online only exhibitions” some are very nice plumes for your cap, such as museum shows. If you’re thinking big, as in, national shows where you may need to ship your work to California, or are interested in finding out about grants, you really should be getting The Art Deadline List. There is a premium listing or a free option; both are overwhelming with the amount of open calls.

But I’m thinking local, so here are some Philadelphia open calls, fitting of the Art in Bars theme I would like to highlight today:

The Midwives Collective and Off The Wall Gallery are co-producing a show entitled “The Whole Nine Yards” focusing on unusual textile or fabric media. The entry fee is $5 per work, with the jury awarding up to $500 in prizes. The jury is also responsible for deciding at which gallery selected work will be exhibited. Deadline is November 12, 2009. Full prospectus available on the midwives’s website.

Germ Bookstore is currently accepting submissions for the upcoming February / March 2010 Nikola Tesla themed show. There is no fee to enter, and Germ is also accepting general submissions for artists exhibitions, as long as the work deals with “the occult, conspiracy, post-apocalyptic, heresy, extraterrestrials, or fringe interests.” More information on their site. To submit work, email art@germbooks.com with jpgs and descriptions of work.

Speaking of general open submission policies, Green Line Cafe has a page full of information for you if you would like to show at any of their West Philadelphia locations as does Cafe Estelle. Also, Mew is always looking for window artists. Now you know some of the open calls, all you have to do is perfect your submissions. But that’s another post.

Dive-ing: 12 Steps Down

Friday, October 23rd, 2009
12 Steps Down
12 Steps Down

When I used to work as a barista (a job I think one is contractually required have at some point in time in order to receive a degree in Art History) I was rich both in cash tips and frustration with humanity. My third favorite place to blow off steam was 12 Steps Down.

There are some people (Jenn) who will say that 12 Steps Down is categorically NOT a dive, but rather a gastropub masquerading as a dive. Perhaps this is true with the *gasp* average pricing on the microbrews, and especially with the gourmet food they manage to churn out. However, much like their Karaoke Obscura night, it is an element of the bar that I remain completely ignorant of. 12 Steps Down is my favorite brunch dive.

You won't need to break the bank for this brunch

You won't need to break the bank for this brunch

Of course, when one mentions “brunch” and “dive” in the same concept, eggs benedict are not involved. Rather, they have the best liquid brunch in the city. Sundays from 11 A.M. until 3P.M. there are $2 Mimosas and Blood Marys. This is insanely cheap for these cocktails, and they are really good ones at that. The mimosa is a nearly full flute of champagne with a whisper of orange juice, as well as a tip of triple sec. The Bloody Mary mix is made in house, spicy with horseradish but not too gritty, and no stranger with the vodka.

With pours that generous, prices that affordable, and no food to be had, the liquid brunch at 12 Steps Down is an event that must be experience at least once. There’s nothing quite like emerging buzzed from a basement bar, with still so much money in your pocket to realize the afternoon is still young. Take a walk around the Italian market. Enjoy the autumn air.

12 Steps Down
831 Christian

Not Sports Bars Bars to Watch Sports (in)

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

gophiliesSo as some of you may be aware, tonight is a major sporting event for Philadelphia. This noble, dying sport known as The American Pastime has shone a light on our complex little city, and once again we just might shrug the chips off our collective shoulder and rise to what we know we are capable of; hard-earned elegant excellence.

As per usual, I’m working (sitting) till around 11 tonight, so I won’t be out drinking and watching the game. Actually, before the partner and I got rid of tv, I wouldn’t have been out either. However, lately watching the live streaming feed on postseason.tv through my laptop is getting a little irksome, so I’ve been researching sports bars that aren’t, you know, quite so sports bar; those warehouses of giant tvs where ever you look, shitty, overpriced drinks, loud vomitous patrons, veritable¬†incubators for ugly, thoughtless flash mobs. Here’s a list of places for one to go if they want, say, just a side of Phillies Phever (is that how I do that, just substitute a ph for any f?) with their beer. (more…)

Art in Bars on the Road: Detroit

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

He laughed at accidental sirens that broke the evening gloom
the police had warned of repercussions
they followed none too soon
a trickle of strangers were all that were left alive
Panic in Detroit.
-David Bowie

Comet Bar
Comet Bar

One of my dreams since I was a young dude, was to be in a band and go on tour. I wanted the experience of traveling in a vehicle, marinating in the funk of me and my band-mates, eating truck stop junk food, and eye glazing interstate nature on the way to some unsuspecting town in the middle of a pocket of America progress ignored. Although I never got the call up to be in the latest incarnation of Creed, I sometimes find myself in the position to leave the “City of Firsts” and ply my trade in faraway markets.

My most recent sojourn led me to Detroit. (more…)

Bar Event to Support Coffee

Monday, October 19th, 2009

I love independent coffee houses. Not just because I’m from the Northwest, birthplace of the movement. Not just because I worked for a few years at a coffee monolith which shall remain unnamed. Not just because they’re a great place to get my caffeine fix and see some art. With their communal creative atmosphere, free internet, and delicious food and beverage, independent coffee houses are a local commodity which should be supported; clearly, they’re like a epicenter for stuff white people like.

But I like hanging out in bars better. If only there was some way I could support my local coffee houses by drinking beer instead of coffee. Well, all of my dreams have now come true. NEXT Monday, October 26 at 9 P.M. The North Star Bar will host a dance party to benefit and create awareness for the Independents Coffee Cooperative. Made up of Burlap and Bean, Crescent Moon Coffee & Tea, Green Line Cafe, Joe Coffee Bar, Kaffa Crossing, Metropolitan Bakery & Cafe, and Mugshots Coffeehouse (names you frequently see on this here site) the co-op was founded in 2003 to promote fair trade and sustainability among its members and in the community at large. The proceeds of this dance part go towards various projects the coop is involved with. For more info: independentscoffee.com

Featuring DJ Lizbot, DJ Yakov, DJ Hi-Res and many more, you can find out more about the event on the facebook event page.

The North Star Bar
27th & Poplar

Unsolicited Advice to Artists: Google it.

Friday, October 16th, 2009

Lemme tellya a thing or three 

Lemme tellya a thing or three


Dear Artists,

as you may know, I like you. I want you to succeed. Either by doing your own thing your own way (coffee shops, collectives, out of your studio, whateves) or by breaking into a gallery. Every day at the gallery I work at, I interact with artists. And boy howdy, have I learned a lot about what one should and should not do to become part of the gallery system. Also, running this here little blog, I’ve tracked artists appearances throughout town. What that participate in, how they promote themselves. With all my keen observation, I’ve formed some options, which I would like to share with you in the form of unsolicited advice.

Today’s advice: Google it. It being you, yourself. Although yes, you should periodically enter your name into a popular search engine to see what comes up, I want to tell you about other free features you should be utilizing. You know when you land on google.com there’s a series of word on the top left, one of them being “more”. You should click the more, and then the “even more.” (more…)

Quickie Listing updates

Thursday, October 15th, 2009
Erika

Erika Matyok


Niki Bombshell

Niki Bombshell

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Erika Matyok at Rocket Cat Cafe through November. 2001 Frankford Ave.

Niki Bombshell at The Beautyshop Cafe. 2001 Fitzwater St. Opening Friday October 16, 5:30-8 P.M. free wine and snacks.

Also, Soy Cafe is showing a selection of artists from Art Star. 630 N. 2nd St

Full October listings available on the listings page. Holla at the admin (me) if I’m missing anything.