Archive for June, 2009

Performance Art in Bars – Blind Man’s Ball

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Something very strange takes place every Tuesday in a rather unexpected place. Down in the lower level of the otherwise unremarkable Irish Times bar on the corner of 2nd and Bainbridge at 9 pm people start to trickle in. Given the high percentage of hemp accessories and home-altered clothing¬† you might mistakenly thinking you’ve transported to some hole in the wall in West Philadelphia. The have come for the Blind Mans Ball.

You may have seen the vibrant colored photocopied fliers around South Street. Each one promises something strange and different as the feature but also touting “an open stage for creative souls of all mediums.” This is no ordinary open mic night. Any and everything goes, especially if it eschews the tender warblings of a fledgling singer-songwriter. One night when I went a man played two songs on something that looked like a yellow old-school gameboy and sounded like an electric theramin. It was unlike anything I had heard before. This was followed by some incredibly dirty jokes by the top-hatted MC, Kevin, who has one of the most impressive mustaches in the city.

Anything goes. Anything. Comics, actors, musicians, videographers, animators, poets, etc. There’s no cover, $2 Yuengling lagers, and a $50 prize is awarded. This Tuesday June 30th, Blind Man’s Ball will feature the surreal animation of Emily O’Keefe. Stop by any Tuesday and see¬† for yourself.

Blind Man’s Ball
The Irish Times
2nd & Bainbridge, 19147

Drink Me – Mexican Peach Martini at Bump

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Mexican Peach Martini

Mexican Peach Martini

What can I say about the peach?  We all should know that they are delicious, fuzzy globes of goodness and without them we would not be the people that we are today. Or maybe I’m just thinking of myself; being from Atlanta I may be a little biased towards the peach. This is why when I was presented with Bump’s awesome happy hour martini list I went straight for the Mexican Peach Martini. This drink is a cool blend of tequila, peach schnapps, peach juice, lemon juice and simple syrup. Perfect for escaping the summer heat! The martini is very drinkable and not too sweet, which I’ve found is a rarity in drinks containing peach schnapps. And for the low, low price of $4, there is really no stopping you from having a great time out in Center City without destroying your bank account.

Other drinks to consider from the Bump’s $4 happy hour martini list:
Fashionista –champagne, red bull and vanilla syrup
White Chocolate Martini—white crème de cocoa, caramel syrup, chocolate syrup & espresso beans
Chinese Cosmopolitan—vodka, triple sec, lime, cranberry and lychee juice

Bump Lounge
13th and Locust, 19107
www.bumplounge.com
Happy Hour 5-7 PM, Tuesday-Friday

Opening – Brauhaus Schmitz

Monday, June 29th, 2009

Me, in a dirndl, in public, drinking.

Me, in a dirndl, in public, drinking.

Now, I believe I have made it quite clear that I love beer. But, did you know that I also love dirndls? Dirndl being the traditional dress of the Bavarian people. Or, as my sister called them¬† “oompa oompa dresses.” Being Germanic in descent and from a theater family, I take any and every opportunity to wear mine (really my sister’s – I borrowed it from across the country,) blithely oblivious to any sort of shame.¬†¬† We had a “Falltoberfest” party that was not a costume party; wore it. Witness me at last year’s Craft Beer Festival, getting pictures with my favorite brewers, rockin’ the dirndl.¬† This is why I am SUPER JAZZED about tonight’s opening of Brauhaus Schmitz, the new beer hall on South Street that’s going to have waitresses in dirndls, ya’ll! Beer and awesome outfits! I am so there. It’s not just the sassy costumes though. There will be 20 draught beers and 80 different bottles allegedly representing every major beer producing country in the world. (Side note – I watched Three Sheets – I’m pretty sure every country in the world produces some beer. What constitutes the major ones?) But wait, there’s more! Brauhaus Schmitz also is bringing the German food, both traditional as well as modern interpretation. I hear a rumor you can buy sausages by the yard.

I’ve been stalking this restaurant since Foobooz broke the news of their takeover of the old Adobe Home store earlier this year. Since I walk past the place at least once a week, I’ve been keeping track of the progress in person as well as online. The partner hoped Brauhaus Schmitz would be open for his mid-May birthday, but alas, it was not to be. But we’re totally going tonight. (Actually, right now I’m trying to talk him into doing lunch there; they open at 11:30 today.) I’ll let you know if it lives up to my hype.

Brauhaus Schmitz
718 South St
Philadelphia, PA 19147
brauhausschmitz.com

Call to Artist – Bike Part Art Show

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

Hey there artists. You like bikes, I know you do. Well, the 7th annual Bike Part Art Show is coming up and they need you art that is “inspired by bike culture or constructed with bike parts.” The deadline for is July 8th. More info can be found at www.neighborhoodbikeworks.org/bikeart or by emailing Kate at artshow@neighborhoodbikeworks.org. If you need to rummage for bike parts, well they can help you with that as well.

In other open call news, Milkboy Coffee Cafe in Ardmore is planning on creating a projection of artwork  and is looking for submissions. They are also do the monthly rotating art on the walls and are looking for new  artists who are interested in unusal display. Contact Jamie Lokof at jamie@milkboyrecording.com to find out more details about both exhibition opportunities.

And according to the rumor on Inliquid, The Khyber is considering getting in on the Olde City Fist Friday scene with rotaing work in their upstairs bar. As this is a rowdy, grungy dance space, the ideal artists they are interested in working with would be performance / street / graffiti artists but are open to other forms. Shows would coincide with  an afterparty opening and ongoing DJs / danceparties / performances. For more information or to submit work, contact Shayne Wagman by e-mailing shayne.wagman@gmail.com.

Weekend Art Events – Philadelphia Independent Craft Market

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

indiecraftmarketThe Philadelphia Independent Craft Market is a reoccurring art festival that provides a venue for artists, crafters, vintage clothing dealers, and all sorts of peddlers of wares to show off and sell their nifty stuff. Happening this Sunday June 28th from 12-7 PM at the Backseat Conceptions 941 N. Front Street. It’s a mere $2 to get in (although the kidlets are free) and there will be music, food and *free* beer, the best way to get artists to show up anywhere. Sounds like a grand ol’ time. If you‚Äôre interested in vending or would like more info check the website at randomsquirrellab.com or email: phillycraftmarket@gmail.com. Several PICM happen throughout the year, so check this one out and maybe see about getting involved with the next one, you crafty person, you.

Boutique Galleries – Gallery or Not?

Friday, June 26th, 2009

In Philadelphia (and Portland, and I suppose everywhere) there is the issue of the Boutique Gallery. You know the place. At least one wall devoted to rotating exhibitions, but lots of other art for sale. And craft. And clothing. And trinkets. And jewelry. It’s a cute shop to buy cute things in, but also a space for artists to display in a formal show setting. I certainly know where the white-wall “real” Galleries stand on the issue – the horror of it all! How dare these mere stores get the valuable limited attention of critics and listings! It nearly makes one lose one’s monocle. It all goes back to that dreary modern divide and stratifying of the visual arts. (Painting = the ultimate artistic achievement, craft = lowly amateur work; art made for the purity of arts sake = laudable, art for money = distasteful.) This argument is extremely irritating to me, and to a certain extent was what my thesis was about – how context determines classification and therefor “worth”. But the art world is obsessed with classifying and creating divide, and artists are seemingly obsessed with constantly breaking down the rules.

The fallacy of the whole argument is that it pretends that artists (or galleries) can live on glory alone, and art has never in history been sold before now and ought to be “above” mere commerce. I feel the Boutique Galleries are doing quite well with their pragmatic approach, as opposed to the lofty starving Galleries. But . . . that being said, Art in Bars is supposed to promote those other places where artists get their work on the walls. Gallery or not, the boutique galleries gets plenty of media attention, and being business savvy as they are, are not in want of promotion. So I sort of feel like places like Art Star or Topstitch or Mew don’t need me and I ought not cover them. I mean, golly, they have the word “gallery” right in their business name. But they are different. I know folks who won’t go to “real” galleries because they think the art and people there are pretentious, but they will buy work from a boutique.

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Which brings us to last Sunday. As I walked randomly through my neighborhood (I really should get a dog with all the wandering I like to do) I remembered Darla Jackson was exhibiting at Mew. So off I went to the Italian Market. I love Darla Jackson’s work. Can’t get enough of it. I find it beautiful, serene, poignant, even in the moments of darkness that hover at the edges of many of her works. I wish I could bring them home and live with her art forever. Curse my poverty! I feel she can’t get enough promotion no matter where she exhibits (although, happily, this work is getting a lot of press.) I know Philadelphia is a notoriously difficult town to actually sell sculpture in (although I think it usually gets healthy display).¬† So do I write about her exhibition A Miniature Ocean at Mew and pimp the opening reception this Saturday June 27th (from 5-9pm)? Is including boutiques a slippery slope to *gasp* real galleries? Should I do whatever I want, it’s my site? Well, that issue is up for debate (see the poll below.)

Dive-ing – The Venture Inn

Thursday, June 25th, 2009
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The Venture Inn on Camac. Don't miss it!

Dear Venture Inn,

I’m sorry; I’d forgotten that I love you. Your drinks are reasonably priced and full of liquor. Your bartenders are attentive and friendly. Your bar is full of old friends and pretzels, and at any time a dancing drag queen can come in and play the same George Michael song three times in a row on the jukebox. You were a part of my early twenties and as I grew up I guess we just … grew apart.  And for that, I am sorry.

Love,
Jenn

The Vibe: The Venture Inn is an unpretentious staple in Philadelphia‚Äôs gayborhood, located on Camac near Spruce. Unassuming on the outside, with a tan front and the world‚Äôs smallest business sign ‚Äî if you don‚Äôt know where you are going you will probably miss it. Very classically decorated in oak and mirrors on the inside make you kind of feel like you are on a ship. The Venture has a pretty large dining area and I have seen it packed over there, but unfortunately I‚Äôve never eaten here even though I‚Äôve heard the food is actually pretty awesome. (more…)

Tshombe Reviews – Grow! Show

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

It’s June 5th, 10 pm.¬† My friend and I are at Dirty Franks, and boy, is he pissed off.¬† Dirty Franks is that awesome corner bar on the corner of 13th and Pine.¬† It’s across from a bohemian coffee shop, a Middle Eastern restaurant, and one of the coolest murals in¬†Philadelphia.¬† This intersection is very diverse and eclectic, and this is the very thing I like about Dirty Franks. Dirty Franks is everybody’s¬†bar.

Nothing shows¬†that Franks is everybody’s bar more than Grow! the art show on display from June 14th -August 7th.¬† 30 different artist¬†showing their found and recycled art through painting, sculpture and mixed media (the artist doesn’t know what it’s made of).¬† Grow! shows how on any given night you can see an elderly couple chating it up with a punk rock kid or a group of sailors having sing-a-long with a librarian.

The theme of Grow! was found art or the re-purposing of materials assembled artistically.¬† Right away my eyes look directly at the lit display case.¬† They put the case in years ago but I always seem to forget that they put it in there.¬† First there’s Bob Jackson‘s Yesterday’s Magic a mixed media piece with colorful fans,¬† a clown and a dove.¬† After a few pitchers of Kenzinger I decide to rename the sculpture Mardi Gras Face Explosion.

Tin Cup Chalice by Wedge Wegman was another piece on the wall that leaped out at me. ¬†I guess Tin Cup Chalice had to leap out at me, because it was tucked away in the corner¬† – daring me to squeeze by ten drunks to get a peek. ¬†Once I got a look it was cool to see a piece of found art that looked like 16th century found art (if that term had existed back then).

Oh yeah, ¬†that friend of mine that got a little B. A. Baraccas was in the show too. ¬†He got second place. ¬†The results of the contest were unfair, ¬†not because the winner didn’t deserve it, but because we cheated. ¬†We filled out as many ballots as we could with as many different pens as we could get away with and still lost. ¬†My friend is Mike Smith the comic strip artist who makes The Adventures of Oreoboy and Wiggamouth. ¬†The comic is the adventures of the titular characters expressed though a collage of images cut out from the daily paper The Metro. ¬†So, ¬†it was a good night out with good people.

Despite all of our deception it’s nice to know that in everybody’s bar the right artist wins.

New Contributors – Jenn and Tshombe

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

The Art in Bars contributor family keeps expanding, with new posts coming this week from two new contributors. Each brings a unique perspective to either art or bars, and I look forward to bringing their voices to this blog.

Jenn works in the restaurant industry and will be passing along gossip, providing a humorous (but useful) bathroom reviews, tips for ‘in the biz’ deals, drink recipes, as well as exploring the less known bars in the city. You know, the places that the people who work at the fancy places go in their free time.

Tshombe is an artist, actor, and playwright. He will be specializing in performance art in bars, reviewing shows, art openings,  happenings, cocktails ratings, and pretty much whatever else he feels like writing about.

Of course, clearly if someone wants to contribute something I’ll put it up as long as it’s at least tangentially related to art in bars. It’s much easier to find contributors interested in the Bars aspect. I hope to soon balance this with more Art¬† – real reviews of shows, ask-an-artists, and unsolicited advice.

Sequoia Reviews – Varga Bar again!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

So, as previously stated, I decided to take my partner out to Varga Bar to see how it fared in terms of a cozy date night dinner, rather than afternoon drinks, and it was a wise decision. Firstly, HOOKS UNDER THE BAR!!!¬† Yes, three exclamation points. They’ve¬† added hooks for my purse. I’m telling you, it’s the details. AND according to the menu they are now doing a happy hour. (Mon-Fri, 4-6 , $2 cans, $4 select drafts, $5 Margaritas and Fresh Hard Strawberry Lemonade, which I want to try, like, now.) Mayhaps I can talk someone other than Mike to doing an afternoon happy hour there with me. Maybe someone who like me, carries a purse.

My partner does not care to explore too much (opposites attract) but I was able to convince him to walk a whole 11 blocks to¬† try something new (Varga) and he was rather pleased once there. It was a temperate evening and the windows were all open. We sat at an inside table at an open window/door. He noted the bare-feeling walls as well and thought the pin ups should be “like, plastered everywhere” to push the theme. (He doesn’t read the AiB blog even though he claims to.) He selected the Elysian IPA, I the Six Point Apollo, and we ordered dinner. I still think the beers trend pricey, but you can’t knock the wide, constantly changing selection, or the comparatively cheap food one pairs with it.

We started with the pomegranate chili confit wings. The confit was a nice texture, creating fall off the bone meat, but the glaze was disappointing. As the partner astutely noted, pomegranate in itself is a rather subtle and mild flavor. He thought there needed to be more salt, I thought the sweetness should be upped, we’re probably both right. The blue cheese dip was weridly seperating, but there was the right amount of crisp fresh celery to accompany the wings. We moved on to beers nos. 2, Dogfish Aprihop for me to pair with the roast pork sandwich, Bear Republic Hop Rod Rye for him and his steak sandwich. The sandwiches were good. Sloppy, succulent, fairly priced and well proportioned.

Each meal came with fries that I can’t quite get a hold of. They’re alright, I’m just not crazy about them. They’re my favorite cut, slender with skins on, and tossed with both salt and pepper, but weirdly devoid of distinct texture or prominent flavor. I can’t tell if they’re pre-bought or cut on premise, but I’m fairly sure they’re only fried once, and lightly, so there isn’t much crisp to the exterior, nor an interesting lightness to the insides. Just, potato. At least they’re not soggy, or heaven forbid those thick limpid slabs of wasted potential, steak fries. Provided for said fries were house-made mustard and ketchup. The mustard is what my family defines as ‘sinus clearing’ in potantcy, liquid smooth, and nearly bitter in its heat. The ketchup is more akin to a barbeque sauce and is delicious, sweet and smokey, also very liquid in texture. The partner ate all of it on my plate.

For my second visit in as many weeks, I was surprised to see how many food menu changes there have been already (any menu you can currently find online is half out of date), as well as the rapid pace in which new beers are brought in (there were at least 7 beers that weren’t there last time.) All and all, I’m fairly sure Varga won’t be making it onto my cocktail happy hour rotation, but with its constantly updating menu of foods and beers, it is a nice new option for the many late night bar dinners the partner and I often indulge in.